Tori Spelling Loses Her Husband, Her House And Her Dog… Goes to Disneyland

Just look at that cute punim. How could you not root for Tori Spelling even as her world crumbles around her and falls into her deep chest cleft. While Tori decides what to do with her husband who has taken to Gatling gunning sperm into ladies up in Canada, an eviction notice went up on Tori’ $7K/month house in Tarzana for unpaid rent. Tori did what any upstanding citizen would do and quietly moved her family out of that stupid place and found a new place down the street for $10K a month. At the same time, the chick Tori stopped paying to board her dog says she’s about to turn the pooch over to the pound for the doggy Dachau treatment. If this all wasn’t going to turn into a wonderful Lifetime bio pic for Tori I’d be concerned for her kids and the canine. I wish dad could send down Farrah from heaven to give this girl some much needed counseling, or maybe with just a couple grand to keep the dog alive.

Update: Tori says she wasn’t evicted, she just left. Hmm. Is that actually a legal defense to not paying your rent?

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