Victoria Silvstedt Bikinis With Her Yoda

I checked. That’s not Victoria’s mom. I think it’s her titty model slash kept women sensei. A woman who has been looking good in bikinis for a decade or more past Victoria in order to keep herself rolling in clover. The pair met up again in St. Bart’s, it’s like Dagobah, but with more silicone on the beaches. Even a Level 7 trophy girlfriend like Victoria has more to digest from a woman whose body has been in the professional services industry since Victoria was just learning to give handies to the boys in school for ten krona. Like how to link your PayPal account directly to your vagina for universally accepted payments or training your cold sores to turn festive colors for the holidays around the world. The great ones never stop learning.

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