When the alien invasion occurs, you’ll feel pretty fucking stupid for being up-to-date on your cable bill. You easily could’ve skated. Just knowing it’s coming shortly, I’d go ahead and get some less fetching girls pregnant. Why not. The inter-dimensional demon water company St. Valentine’s milestones is a sign of the pending doom. Who knows if it will come from the skies or the sea botom like in that retarded Pacific Rim tale, but just know it’s coming. The writing is on the wall, literally, it’s right fucking there. It says, we’re coming for your masturbation-worthy women. Then this planet will truly go dark.
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