Sophie Kasaei So Hot Right Now and Crap Around the Web

January 24, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Maitland Ward‘s hard nipples of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess the sexy celeb showing off in lingerie (TMZ) Natasha Ochsenknecht topless in the jungle (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Kasaei hottest thing on Instagram right now (Egotastic) Val Keil‘s incredibly glamorous nude shoot (EgotasticAllStars)... READ MORE

Amanda Cerny In A Wet Bikini

September 11, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I laugh at the suggestion that I’m taking money from the 138 Water people. As if I’d be party to the destruction of my own species. My price for omnicide doesn’t exist in numbers. One night of impassioned sexual... READ MORE

Amanda Cerny Shows Off Well

September 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I often see beautiful women and I think, that sure seems like a lot of work laying on rocks and having passive-aggressive lesbians pour water onto your tits. You’ve got to keep a blog on how to juice and... READ MORE

Amanda Cerny in A Bikini Selling Body Snatching Water

February 15, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When the alien invasion occurs, you’ll feel pretty fucking stupid for being up-to-date on your cable bill. You easily could’ve skated. Just knowing it’s coming shortly, I’d go ahead and get some less fetching girls pregnant. Why not. The... READ MORE

And Yet They Just Keep on Posing for 138 Water

November 13, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I dug a little deeper. 138 Water is being produced by The Clairvoyance Group in Los Angeles. Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a Scientology front whatsoever. But, then, there’s this: Millions of people across the country walk around for... READ MORE

Amanda Cerny And Ciara Price Have No Pants (VIDEO)

April 5, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know how it works, but I assume that because Amanda Cerny was Playboy’s Miss October for 2011 and Ciara Price was Miss November 2011, they get to be roommates in the Playboy mansion. Maybe they even have... READ MORE