If Brazil can produce enough attractive women in bikinis, nobody visiting the World Cup is going to give a shit how many times they get stabbed trying to buy a churro or how many local kids are forced to wade through rivers of shit to get cans for recycling. Heck yeah I got tetanus from a rusty screw in my soup and Steve’s parents got his left nut mailed to them by his City of God kidnappers, but the beer was cheap and the women were fucking amazing. Plus, all that wonderful soccer. It is the world’s most popular sport.
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