Kate Upton In A Bikini In Zero Gravity

By Lex February 18, 2014 @ 2:55 PM

Kate Upton In A Bikini In Zero Gravity For The 50th Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
I’m not above a compliment. This is true genius. Putting Kate Upton up in an airplane and diving steep to create a zero-G effect on her big plump titties, it’s inspired. The fact they removed all the vomit and gave her a smile is a nice nod to all the guys jerking off to the dream of Kate Upton floating in no gravity with her mouth around their johnsons. Personally, I like the vomit. The slight burn reminds me of prom night.

Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

(5) Comments

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    MacDaddy 02/18/2014 17:17

    It’s like I’ve died and gone to Heaven and instead of clouds and shiny Castles it’s just Kate waiting naked for me!

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    Beylerbey 02/18/2014 21:39

    Keeping her stretched out so that you can never see the rolls of fat around her gut and back was a very smart move.

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    miche the killer 02/19/2014 00:46

    or, you know, just put her on a trampoline and get the EXACT SAME SHOTS.

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    ShannSparkssis 02/19/2014 01:53

    @LOise, you make $27h thats great going girl good for you! My story is that I quit working at shoprite to work online, seriously I couldn’t be happier I work when I want and where I want. And with a little effort I easily bring in $35h and sometimes even as much as $85h…heres a good example of what i’m doing, , CASHSFLOW.COM

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    DrainBammage 02/19/2014 02:37

    You want to get kids to pay attention to science?

    You want to get congress to start spending some of those war trillions on space exploration?

    THIS is how you do it.

    Of course, within 10yrs even the chinese will bypass the US space program and all supermodels will be riding with them when real space travel comes around.

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