Maryna Linchuk’s Nipples Better Produce a Cloudburst

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | Comments


With the earth in California drying into an arid crumble, it’s hard to imagine there’s water allotment for spraying a Russian model’s tits with precious ounces of our remaining stockpile. Excuse me, Belarusian. If that is even a real place. I can’t imagine moistening the nipples of hot chicks is called out as a waiver in our state mandate to cut back on watering our lawns and washing our hybrids. Somebody grab that chick with the spray bottle and throw her in the hoosegow. We must nourish our smelt.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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