Miley Cyrus Eats A Fan’s Panties Onstage

By Lex February 19, 2014 @ 4:33 PM

Miley Cyrus Puts A Fans Thong In Her Mouth Onstage
Is there no limit to the cutting edge artistic expression for this auto-tuned platypus slash Maxim’s sexiest woman alive? To keep her Bangerz Tour frenzy at rabid monkey pace, Miley Cyrus took a pair of thong panties flung at her during her concert in Vancouver and began munching on them like she was some unbound primordial sexual beast. Or a prison inmate who two weeks ago mailed fifty hard earned dollars to a poorly aging Playboy Cybergirl. According to Miley, they tasted just like chicken, or lesbian Canadian teen vagina tasting chicken. At some point, a concerned group of parents are going to form a secret alliance and strangle Miley in her sleep. In court, they’ll demand that history be their judge and some of us will spend some real time noodling that over.

Photo Credit: Twitter

(3) Comments

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    zyker 02/19/2014 18:02

    Great. Hope she knows that her signature move of sticking her tongue out will look horrible with a mouth full of herpes.

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    Doctor Mindbender 02/19/2014 18:16

    She should just do hardcore before whatever looks she has fade.

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    GHUA 02/19/2014 22:00

    HURK! She really is as dumb as a bag of hammers, isn’t she?

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