Venezuela Kills More of Its Good Looking Women

By Lex February 20, 2014 @ 5:08 PM

Génesis Carmona In A Bikini At The Beach
I try to keep my nose out of groups of people throwing rocks at police in riot gear in foreign lands, not until they start killing the good looking women. Then it’s time to standup and say something. All the politically correct celebrities this week are speaking out on behalf of Ukrainian protestors, even though they have no fucking clue what they’re protesting over. Somebody just told them which side to take. But most everybody is ignoring Venezuela. It’s such a shit show anyhow, it’s hard to notice when it gets even shittier. It’s like foreclosures rising in Detroit. How could you possibly tell? But in Venezuela, the police went and shot Miss Tourism right between the eyes. You can’t shoot Miss Tourism in the head, it’s bad for, you know, tourism. Think of all the people who were planning spring holidays in Caracas or other cities I can’t name in Venezuela who will now have to consider switching plans to Beirut or maybe the Congo. While this attractive young Genesis Carmona thought she was doing the right thing getting involved in a student protest over civil rights, I would urge all the decent looking women of Venezuela to come stay at my place until this 300 year long wave of suckiness concludes in their home country.

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(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 02/20/2014 20:41

    Socialism kills beautiful women, Obama.

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/21/2014 01:08

    Admiral, there is a flaw in your logic. Obama is a well-known homosexual.

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    DrainBammage 02/21/2014 11:35

    The ukranian thing is pretty simple, its called being sore losers.
    The last time the current president won an election 10yrs ago, the opposition also protested. Now that he is in power again, the opposition is again rioting.
    How about you winning the god damn elections if youre so unhappy?
    They are the ultimate sore losers who think that democracy is only good if its your side who wins.
    Imagine if all the bush haters decided to riot or all the obama hating freaks decided to blockade and shoot and burn?
    No, we bitch and moan and twitter about it but at least we respect the process.
    But in other countries like ukraine or egypt, we support openly overthrowing of legitimately elected governments because it suits us. You know, just like we did 10yrs ago when the US and its canadian poodles kidnapped the elected president of haiti.
    Fsck the ukranian opposition, next time try to actually win an election and if you dont, how about having the balls to respect the people who voted for the winning side?

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    Once again DrainBammage comes across as a 12-year old pretending to know what’s going on in the world.

    Good job, champ.

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