Women like to complain about how women complain about not looking good enough. It’s the female circle of life. I guess it sucks. I’m not sure body shaming articles like Jennette McCurdy’s in the Wall Street Journal are going to do much to counter millions of years of female evolution. The bitches be competitive kitties, dontcha know. The Nickelodeon TV star does use the word ‘dichotomy’ so this article could be the horcrux of female self-worth that finally allows women to truly revel in their chub rub.
I had a two-year span where I was so self-conscious and uncomfortable with my body that I would dress more provocatively to events and in photos because I looked to comments of praise to fulfill me and give me the confidence I lacked. I needed affirmation to feel comfortable. I was caught up in the whirlwind that is beauty.
I’m going to guess these leaked photos of Jennette McCurdy in her lingerie were taken during her self-conscious two year window. Or maybe not. That’s the real insidious nature of this female self-judging thing. It never ends. It’s like a herpes sore from a lost debate society weekend in high school that never ever leaves you (I’m speaking metaphorically here, though, damn you Leslie Morales!).