Rocky Barnes Mountain Peaks and Crap Around the Web

February 22, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mr. Skin's weekly Top 10, Sam from iCarly all grown up, and more! READ MORE

Anna Faris Sideboob Seems Purposeful

December 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point when you're married to an actor who's spending four months filming romantic scenes with a young blond who digs weed and makes toilet jokes you have to concede he's probably fucking her. READ MORE

Jennette McCurdy Is No Role Model

July 25, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennette McCurdy has left Nickelodeon either because at 22 she no longer wants to be criticized for being a horrible role model for young girls every time she cracks a beer open with her ample tits or because they... READ MORE

Jennette McCurdy Might Get Canceled

March 12, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Completely unfounded and unsubstantiated reports seem to indicate that the decent and upstanding executives at Viacom might cancel the Sam & Cat show on Nickelodeon because its co-star Jennette McCurdy had photos of her titties in lingerie leaking across... READ MORE

Jennette McCurdy Is Feeling Ashamed

March 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charles Barkley was right. Being a role model is just too fucking hard. Jennette McCurdy has tried her darndest to be a role model for young women. That involves all the pro forma checkboxes of telling girls to be... READ MORE

Jennette McCurdy Has Overcome Her Body Issues

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women like to complain about how women complain about not looking good enough. It’s the female circle of life. I guess it sucks. I’m not sure body shaming articles like Jennette McCurdy’s in the Wall Street Journal are going... READ MORE