Kanye Plans To Serenade Kim’s Ass

By Lex March 20, 2014 @ 12:46 PM

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In Red Leaving Crustacean In Beverly Hills
Kanye West announced he has a new song in the works just for his fair bride at their Big French Wedding in May. The working title is (Tap That) Sugar Bear Bitch or something similarly romantic. Just imagine Yeezus laying down righteous lyrics while Kris Jenner directs the E! cameramen to get POV on Kim pulling a train of uncircumcised French logger. I’m fucking misty.

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(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 03/20/2014 17:41

    > uncircumcised French logger.

    logger or blogger?

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