Oh, Shit, It’s FEMEN Time

By Lex March 27, 2014 @ 4:14 PM

FEMEN Activists Protest Topless In Madrid
Here’s proof of something I’ve always believed: it’s really hard to look like a skeleton when you’re fat. Awesome face paint aside, the angry Eastern Euro topless feminists of FEMEN were back in Spain with Muerte body paint protesting their ability of women who look like fat skeletons to get abortions as they see fit. My body, my choice, and all that stuff I chanted to get laid back in college. That’s ironic now that I think of it. But there’s no irony in the Banshee like shrieks of these luscious lasses from Kiev getting all limp in the body both as a civil disobedience tactic and as a natural result of too many strudel bites late night. I’m inclined to say I’d cave in to anything these girls asked, up to but not including castration, if they agreed to shut the fuck up and go home. I believe that means they’ve won.

Photo Credit: Getty

(2) Comments

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    polinaloringbob 03/27/2014 18:00

    my roomate’s aunt got paid $18116 last month. she is making income on the laptop and bought a $333100 condo. All she did was get blessed and put in action the information made clear on this site ————– WWW.C­­H­­­E­­C­­K­­­4­­4.C­O­M

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    Hugh G. Rection 03/28/2014 15:05

    I’d like to know where all the money is coming from to send these dumpy-looking slags all over the world so they can spread their stupid propaganda around to liberal media who is only too happy to chronicle their retarded adventures.

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