Serena Williams Seems Tender

By Lex March 24, 2014 @ 4:32 PM

Serena Williams Looking Muscular During Day 4 Of The Sony Open
I’d go to war with Serena Williams. Literally. Give me 300 Serenas and I could take down Persia. That’s Iran today. Maybe Iraq too. I can never remember. Either way, 300 Serena battle droids with laser firing catgut rackets and I’ll topple the shit out of all the turban wearing mustached bad guys. The Serena battle droid knows no fear and will charge the net without apprehension for a volley slam. I’ll lead from behind mostly, because I don’t want to die like Leonidas. Also, I imagine 300 Serenas might smell a little lady gamey as they become heavily engaged in physical activity.

Photo Credit:, Getty

(4) Comments

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    Hugh G. Rection 03/24/2014 16:40

    Looks like she’s got the stacks and timing down on her steroid cycles.

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    DrainBammage 03/24/2014 18:46

    Best part of the Serena battle roid is that her clit is bigger than Mr. Marcus’ d1ck so you can still pretend that its technically still female even while she’s piledriving ur sphincter.
    It doesnt make you gay at all.

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    Beylerbey 03/24/2014 19:26

    I read somewhere that black women have much higher levels of circulating testosterone than other women, but I’m sure that’s false.

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    moneymike 03/26/2014 13:36

    She is a XXX chromosome. Which promotes higher levels of testosterone and male like features. A female African runner actually had the same thing and wasn’t allowed to compete with women since she genetically was not female.

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