Serena Williams Seems Tender

March 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I’d go to war with Serena Williams. Literally. Give me 300 Serenas and I could take down Persia. That’s Iran today. Maybe Iraq too. I can never remember. Either way, 300 Serena battle droids with laser firing catgut rackets and I’ll topple the shit out of all the turban wearing mustached bad guys. The Serena battle droid knows no fear and will charge the net without apprehension for a volley slam. I’ll lead from behind mostly, because I don’t want to die like Leonidas. Also, I imagine 300 Serenas might smell a little lady gamey as they become heavily engaged in physical activity.

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