Tito Ortiz And Gene Simmons Really Classed Up The 300 Premiere

By Travis March 05, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

They say you can tell a lot about a movie based on the type of people who show up to the premiere, and if that is indeed the case, then 300: Rise of an Empire is the Celebrity Rehab of movies in 2014. Among the many other people that you’ve probably never heard of, Tito Ortiz and his wife Kristin graced the red carpet, as did Gene Simmons and his son Nick. If only someone there had possessed the vision to tell Tito that Nick and Gene grabbed his wife’s ass, we could have actually received a little entertainment from this movie that was basically only made so a million former frat boys could bust out their Halloween costumes from 2006 one more time. Fortunately, Lena Headey and Eva Green were also there, so it wasn’t a complete dumpster fire.

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(4) Comments

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    brookehiveoer 03/05/2014 13:57

    I get paid over $87 per hour working from home with 3 kids at home. I never thought I’d be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I’ve been doing,>>>>>>>>

    ————— W­WW.D­ITJ­OB­S.C­O­M

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    Mud Nugget 03/05/2014 18:03

    What type of porn does Tito’s wife Kristin do?

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    Sterling Archer 03/05/2014 18:54

    I bet he ground and pounds her every night but he still can’t get the finish.

    And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end, a bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a man’s best friend.

    So what you found you a ho that you like? You can’t make a ho a house wife.

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    Beylerbey 03/05/2014 21:22

    Ha! Totally forgot Eva Greene existed. But I notice she’s wearing the same lipstick as she did in that flaccid Orlando Bloom crusade epic.

    How many fights do you think Tito gets into these days? Marrying a porn star is such a beta move that I bet he still gets called out in bars, MMA or no.

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