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Gene Simmons consumes media attention as Rebel Wilson to chocolate covered name anything. The former KISS guitarist and founding member took a pot shot at dead Prince calling him pathetic for presumably croaking in his 50's from a Percocet... READ MORE

A special child porn police force of the future raided the home of Gene Simmons where they grabbed up computers and other electronic devices which may or may not include Shannon Tweed’s vibrator because I’d take that too. Police... READ MORE

Gene Simmons has a simple solution to people suffering from depression or who drink or do drug: kill yourself. While many of us can relate to the desire to tell unhappy sons of bitches to just go and end... READ MORE

Gene Simmons went on a fresh rant advising immigrants to learn English. Simmons has a knack for taking mundane ideas and passing them off as controversial. Take the over produced butt rock band he founded. Simmons convinced an entire... READ MORE

According to Kiss’ asshole front man Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss hate Jews, most notably himself and Gene Simmons. It’s all in his latest must-read book, Face the Music: A Life Exposed, (that was in no way ghostwritten).Simmons and... READ MORE

They say you can tell a lot about a movie based on the type of people who show up to the premiere, and if that is indeed the case, then 300: Rise of an Empire is the Celebrity Rehab... READ MORE

It was a wily idea for KISS singer (?) Gene Simmons and his girlfriend, 1982 Playmate of the Year Shannon Tweed, to get facelifts and tape it all for their A&E reality show "Family Jewels".  Because until three seconds... READ MORE