I’m glad my dad wasn’t famous or wealthy or very accurate with his punches. It seems like a burden to be a celebrity kid. If you’re Eddie Murphy’s kid, everybody’s wondering aloud when you’re going to become super famous for ten years then disappear for the next twenty. But Bria Murphy has figured out a celebrity daughter plan that no other celebrity daughter ever has before her, she’s going to become a model. Why didn’t I think of that, thought the ten-thousand other celebrity daughters who’ve gotten into modeling because they don’t have to get a real job. In particular, Bria wants to model for Victoria’s Secret, breaking the color barrier by becoming the first not all that good looking black girl to model for the quality slave labor lingerie clothing company. Yeah, there’s been a few really attractive black women to model for Victoria’s Secret before, but never a flat chested six or seven. I can hear Halle Berry crying about Lena Horne already.
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