Cameron Diaz Is Ruining Kate Upton

By Travis April 25, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann attended a screening of their new film, The Other Woman, in New York City last night, and I can say with very little doubt that this is one of the worst looks that Kate Upton has ever worn. Of course, her best looks have always been when she’s in a bikini and appearing to struggle against gravity to keep her breasts from crashing to the ground, but there’s just something extra unusual about this lesbian leopard look that the model was working with last night. And while I have nothing to back this up, my natural inclination is to believe that Cameron Diaz paid her money to look worse than usual, because Kate must have been making these poor women feel terrible about themselves during all of their appearances. When this movie debuts overseas, my money is on Kate showing up dressed like a farmer with a big, bushy fake beard. It still won’t make Cameron look better, but at least it’ll distract some people from her smell.

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(4) Comments

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    Admiral 04/25/2014 10:36

    The dots on Upton’s shirt are to break up the visual outline of her chest (the same principle as zebra herds or camouflage), and the scarf is literally a big arrow that points to her face.

    Kate Upton wants people to see her face, which is probably why she doesn’t look as good as she does in your memory.

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    MacDaddy 04/25/2014 13:16

    My Kate is still beautiful as always. And I picked out that top! I’m tired of other men staring at MY Goodies!

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    Beylerbey 04/25/2014 20:56

    The one on the far right will eventually drive Judd Apatow to suicide. That makes her the most interesting.

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    shashan 04/27/2014 05:23

    Cameron Diaz, just in case you didn’t know is a proffessional virgin. Not a soul is allowed to touch her things. On the other hand she probably gives awsome rubbies. Same with Beyonce, Rhianna and bunches of others. Even Jennifer Aniston is one of those even though she MIGHT have let Brad Pitt at her once or twice…

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