Faith Hill Frozen Face Is Creeping Me Out

By Lex April 07, 2014 @ 12:42 PM

Faith Hill Frozen Botox Face At The Country Music Awards In Las Vegas
Instead of telling your kids that if they make a stupid face, they might get stuck with it forever, just whip out a picture of Faith Hill, point to it emphatically, and say, do you fucking want that for the rest of your life? Then make up some passage from the bible that forbids having botulism shot into your grill until you could taser your own face without so much as a cheek muscle twitch. Fuck, Faith Hill. I think she used to be good looking in that perfect girl you wanted to bang in high school for being so perfect kind of way. Now she just looks like she’d go bad if you don’t store her in a cool, dry area of your home. It’s creepy the way her eyes seem to follow you. Make the bad thing go away, Mother.

Photo Credit: Getty, FameFlynet

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    sloggoside2 04/07/2014 12:56

    Faith Hill is beautiful. A natural beauty at that.

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    Admiral 04/07/2014 13:04

    I’m sure just the bad pictures of her a presented to us here. I’m also not sure what’s up with her lazy eye.

    I don’t trust WWTDD with pictures – I’ve seen them subtly (and not so subtly) Photoshop stuff before.

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/07/2014 18:38

    Admiral you nailed it. It’s the wandering eye that makes her look creepy, not the plastic surgery.

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