Katie Cassidy Looks Complicated

By Lex April 29, 2014 @ 4:06 PM

Katie Cassidy In An Orange Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I’ve been staring at these photos of Keith Partridge’s daughter trying to figure out if they’re sexy or not. You can froget the letters about how she’s out of my league. That’s hardly a standard. David Cassidy himself during a DUI arrest mug shot is out of my league. But Katie. I don’t know. I think it’s all the accessories that are throwing me off. Does she need eight rings and five bracelets and four necklaces for a dip in the ocean? Does me even noticing that make me gay? And what about that restrictive bra top. Does Katie Cassidy hate her own boobs? I don’t hate boobs, or I didn’t think so until I started noticing her jewelry and realized I was probably closer to Kevin Spacey than Kevin Sorbo. I need to stop looking now.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 04/29/2014 22:40

    Radiation-dosing. It’s all the rage. Melanoma isn’t just a funny word.

  2. avatar
    420 04/30/2014 08:55

    Noticing her rings and necklaces aren’t what make you gay….the steady stream of man meat you ingest is what makes you gay

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