Alana Blanchard Sun Worship and Crap Around the Web

October 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Start your week on the good foot with these sexy links including Katie Cassidy's nude bikini, Nina Dobrev topless, and the best horror nudity streaming for Halloween 2018! READ MORE

Katie Cassidy in A Bikini Some More

December 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s something about a chick in a bikini with 80’s reflective Playmate sunglasses that just screams pre-AIDS American sexual mores. Some men love chicks with tiny tops. Some guys also love knocking three times on the last stall to... READ MORE

Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

December 22, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People like to mock Hollywood chicks who get implants and simultaneously deride the few who don’t. I just want to get laid. The time to consider whether or not the super flat chest on your girlfriend makes you feel... READ MORE

Katie Cassidy in A Bikini

April 20, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

David Cassidy might be a train wreck, but he had the sense to knock a baby into a 1970’s model and produce Katie. I can’t believe I’ve never once clicked onto the CW network. Even if just during one... READ MORE

Fetish Art Giant Bella Thorne And Katie Cassidy

February 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why this amuses me so. This dude Photoshops images of young Hollywood chicks as godzillas coming ashore to terrorize the puny humans. I don’t know if this is a commentary on the over-emphasized power of celebrity... READ MORE

Katie Cassidy in a Green Bikini

December 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I prefer the girls whose day jobs don’t involved walking around the beach in a bikini waiting for nuclear arms dealers with eye patches to ask them to be their evil Bond movie villainess. They don’t look completely carefree... READ MORE

Somebody Get Katie Cassidy a Thong

May 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck it, Kate Cassidy, if you’re not going to try I’m not going to try. I’m taking back my 70’s porn star belly chain and either your bikini top or bottom, whichever ones don’t match, and I’m going home.... READ MORE

Katie Cassidy Is a Fashion Disaster

May 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck, Keith Partridge’s daughter is back. She got rid of all the bling, but that mismatched bikini, wow, it wouldn’t be a stretch for the Style Police to arrest her for that faux pas. Smackdown. Casting shade. Fuck, she... READ MORE

Katie Cassidy Looks Complicated

April 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve been staring at these photos of Keith Partridge’s daughter trying to figure out if they’re sexy or not. You can froget the letters about how she’s out of my league. That’s hardly a standard. David Cassidy himself during... READ MORE

Katie Cassidy, The Partridge Family Bus, and Five Minutes Alone Time

April 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I bet for some of you whacking it to Keith Partridge’s daughter is somewhat off-putting. Meh, everybody is somebody’s daughter. You can’t hang yourself in Fantasyland. Now, if you’re imagining Keith watching you do his girl in the back... READ MORE



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