Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, And Kate Upton Are Great Girl Friends

By Lex April 03, 2014 @ 4:33 PM

Leslie Mann Grabs Cameron Diaz's Ass At The Premiere For 'The Other Woman' In London
Leslie Mann grabbed Cameron Diaz’ butt on the red carpet for The Other Woman as both ladies pretended to be fun and flirty and that anyone with a camera gave a shit about them after Kate Upton’s boobs arrived. The three female co-stars of the film I’d just assume have an angry little person piss in my Lasik surgery still open cornea than go see all pretended to be bosom buddies, but we all know that’s not the case. Three women can’t be friends. It’s an unnatural triangle where each will become the talked about vertex of lesser worth. Men can be friends with other men of various irrefutable personal standards. A man can watch a ball game with another man who he’s pretty sure is fucking his dog. But Kate Upton thinks Cameron Diaz looks like a dude, Cameron thinks Kate doesn’t deserve attention as any kind of actress, and both Cameron and Kate want to vomit when Leslie Mann talks about how Judd Apatow’s neatly groomed beard tickles her when she orders him to go down on her in his gimp suit. If they weren’t shilling a movie and spinning tales of crazy girl friendships on the set, they’d be poisoning each others kale salads and hiding all the tampons. I could be wrong, but I’m not.

Photo Credit: Splash, Getty

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/03/2014 22:57

    Wait. Cameron Diaz is still alive??

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    Toast 04/04/2014 08:00

    I want to smell her hand……

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