Usually when your dad takes up with a hot young replacement for your mom, you can act out and start smoking cloves and underaged drinking and having sex with dudes who ride rice burners and have face tattoos. But what do you do when you’re already twenty and he replaces your mom with some white devil bitch with incredible tits? That teen rebel runaway shit will not play. All you can really do is strap on a thong and try to measure up until she gets eaten by a shark. But what if she is the shark? What if she starts whispering heinous shit like ‘The apples of his eyes shall never measure up to the peach upon his dick’ as she struts by to go hump your inheritance out of your dad. Tears and porn are your last two options. Measure them out in equal parts and you might stand a chance.
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