V. Stiviano Boned Donald Sterling, Now She’s in Daft Punk

Who is Vanessa Stiviano? Or, V. Stiviano, because she lacks imagination in the nicknaming department. Why would you ask who a 24-year old aspiring not so hot model who’s fucking an 81-year old douchebag married sports team owner is? You know the answer. You don’t need a Southern preacher to shout out the word ‘whore’. And she’s a disloyal whore at that. When the trust is gone in the hooker-John relationship, what’s left? Okay, the fucking and the sucking. But the intimacy an old man craves as his young paid sex worker is milking is crinkly johnson is no longer. V. Stiviano has served the cause of people who get off on being outraged . But I can tell you she’ll never hook in this town again. Not with her Yelp rating.

And, yeah, I see her Donald t-shirt. And, yeah, I see she’s pretending to not want to be noticed while still craving attention. Why don’t you write me a fucking note now about how the media should all ignore her and make her go away.

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