Audrina Patridge Was There, Now She’s Here

Imagine Audrina’s surprise when her handlers told her the Hundred-Acre Woods were just past the curtains only to find herself walking on stage at the KIIS FM Wango Tango show in Los Angeles. Wango Tango is French for your voice makes me cochlea bleed, as every second rate pop music sensation came out for their three song programmed set, followed by a doe-eyed Audrina bleating out ‘Piglet? Tigger?’. In a more civilized society Audrina would be hosting tea parties in a nearly decorated room in a kindly institution. But this being America, somebody has get her into color coordinated outfits and collect her appearance fees.

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