Apparently, Bar Refaeli has washed ashore on a deserted island and is setting about to build herself some shelter. Thatcould happen. Don’t think she doesn’t have a zombie attack plan. Or, more realistically, a Hezbollah attack plan where all the hot girls in Israel flee by hydroplane for remote shores where they can reproduce a new generation of more assimilated supermodel looking Jews. It’s a page borrowed from Noah, except, fuck the llamas.
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