Brad Pitt Throws Like a Girl

By Lex May 20, 2014 @ 3:10 PM

Brad Pitt Throws A Beer To Matthew McConaughey From His Balcony In New Orleans

Nobody gets everything in life. You got the A-list movie career, the hot wife who is only half crazy with self-mutilation and third world adoptions, and the adoration of millions of fans. Men want to be you, women want to be with you. You’ve succeeded simply by being super fucking charming. The world is your god damned oyster, except, you throw like a girl. And you’re standing next to Drew Brees. He throws like a man. You’re girl tossing a brew over to Matthew McConaughey. Matthew’s the epitome of male and his dad played for the Packers, so he’s likely got some decent ball skills. Here you are under-handing a 12-oz can like you’re tossing a sweater to Tammy to pack for the debutante picnic. God simply doesn’t want anybody to be perfect.

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(4) Comments

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    zxcppzxc 05/20/2014 16:54

    This site is finally hit rock bottom for me. A 400-word blatant condescending puke about a hot chick, and calling brad pitt a chick for tossing beers across a road…jesus you reach Sooooooo hard to be like your elder. I give up, but you need to hear this. “calm down a bit, find your own voice, your rants are contrived like perez hiltons – maybe you are her”.

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    ty1977 05/20/2014 18:37

    zxc…thanks for saying what we all think. This site has imploded. If you nerds had any clue what we actually liked, you wouldn’t have to try so hard to be your predecessor; unsuccessfully, mind you.

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    Al Bundy 05/21/2014 04:43

    If the writers on here haven’t got any better by now, then they never will.

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    Nova 05/22/2014 01:59

    he was throwing it underhanded you tard.. you’re seeing the follow-thru.. nobody throws a beer to someone else overhanded like a baseball pitch because it shakes the shit out of the beer and makes it explode when opened.. you throw it underhanded with a finesse that keep the beer can barely tumbling so you dont have to wait 5 minutes for the suds to settle.. go to a bbq once in a while and stop hiding in your basement.

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