Coco Has a Burlesque Show

If you’re like me, you’re constantly thinking, man, I wish I could see Ice-T’s big-assed wife doing more things in the not nude. Like her new burlesque show, Coco and the Vanity Vixens. By keeping herself covered up somewhat, I can truly appreciate the talents she brings to the table as a performer, dancer, and girl who can cum burp the entire Roman alphabet. There isn’t a man alive who doesn’t dig burlesque. Girls who might very well be men in bras and Spanx performing routines that were considered quite risque for the 1920’s. It’s so much better than having to type four to ten letters into Google and be presented with 87,955 results for free porn you can view in a window while also watching the NBA playoffs and drinking a beer in your sweats at home.

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