Eva Green’s Boobs Banned By the MPAA

By Lex May 30, 2014 @ 12:43 PM

Eva Green In A See Through Top For A Sin City 2 Poster
The MPAA ensured that our nation’s children will never be exposed to the horror of the female anatomy by banning the Sin City 2 posters featuring Eva Green in a thin robe that exhibited “curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown.” What the fuck, Sin City? Stick to your glorified cartoon images of senseless blood letting and maiming. Stop trying to turn our nation’s young boys into deranged tit lovers like the Greatest Generation or 9/11 firefighters or the last forty-three Presidents. The last thing we want is young men passing around photos of areola at school when they should be focused on their manifestos and murder-suicide days of retribution. Bless you, MPAA. You’re the guardians at the gate.

Photo Credit: Sin City 2

(3) Comments

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    Admiral 05/30/2014 14:39

    Haha, well said.

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    Admiral 05/30/2014 14:40

    What’s up with her horribly photoshopped cartoon eyes? Jeez.

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 05/30/2014 15:35

    Underboob is the only proof you need that there is a god.

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