When reporters run out of shit to ask celebrities, they ask them when they're getting married. Then we pretend we're all progressives who refrain from judgements on people hooking up and making babies with different partners out of wedlock. Kate Hudson says she and the dude from Muse are too busy with their careers to get married. You know, unlike the rest of you shlubs who have nothing but free time on your hands to get married and mow the lawn and remember your kids peanut allergies. I guess today being super career busy at the beach was more important than making her second kid legitimate. Fuck, even Kim and Kanye got their papers. Do you want to be on the short side of the moral ledger compared to Kim and Kanye? You do not. Kate did take the time to regurgitate some Pablum she read in another magazine:
Relationships are the most challenging things. It's where you do the most work in your life. You come face-to-face with yourself, and if you can deal with realizing we're all flawed, accept it and work with it, you might have a really amazing, lasting relationship.Thanks, Oprah in a bottle. I could give a fuck if people get married or not. But I'm not their kids, what his face and what's his other face who the nanny has to console because the kids at school are calling them bastards. Just kidding, that was my childhood. At the private schools in Los Angeles the kids with non-traditional family structures get extra lactose free pudding.
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