Kim Kardashian’s Ass Now Also Wedding Ready

By Lex May 21, 2014 @ 5:30 PM

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Booty In Tights With Kanye West At A Gym In Paris
Unlike so many other couples in Hollywood canceling their weddings, Kim and Kayne are locked and loaded and pre-paid into this event on Saturday. The two Parisian imported intellects attempted to go unrecognized by the ten thousand cameramen following them everywhere they go by covering their faces with bandanas. Mon dieu, I wonder who that veiled women with an ass like a Lascaux cave buffalo is with Kanye West? What name shall we report to our Communist newspapers? Kim has been seen eating tons of ice cream and other fattening shit in Paris, presumably unstarving herself in an attempt to keep her word to get legitimately pregnant as soon as Kanye says I duz. In this manner she can ensure the fate of her bastard daughter North as a stripper slash Japanese import car model.

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(11) Comments

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    TheAlchemist 05/21/2014 18:48

    Looks like chewed bubble gum.

  2. Andy Anderson 05/21/2014 19:51

    hellijkhjhuj

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    Puritan 05/21/2014 20:10

    fat ass nigga lovin hoe !!!!

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    LasciviousCelebs.com 05/21/2014 21:24

    yea, totally funny. like they are really in disguise where no one will know who they are. dummies. especially with Kim’s chunky ass. can’t hate on that ass. it’s all good.

    kinda mean to say that North is a bastard child and will end up as a stripper. doubt Baby North will ever need money in her life… so, probably not going to end up a stripper. just a lazy rich kid.

    i like the idea that Ray J decided he wanted to give Kim K and Kanye a nice wedding present. MONEY. yep, money from their sex tape together (which Kim still gladly accepts royalties from). if you haven’t seen the details of Ray J’s cash gift…. check it out (along with their sex tape).. on the LasciviousCelebs.com website

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    LasciviousCelebs.com 05/21/2014 21:25

    yea, totally funny. like they are really in disguise where no one will know who they are. dummies. especially with Kim’s chunky ass. can’t hate on that ass. it’s all good.

    kinda mean to say that North is a bastard child and will end up as a stripper. doubt Baby North will ever need money in her life… so, probably not going to end up a stripper. just a lazy rich kid.

    i like the idea that Ray J decided he wanted to give Kim K and Kanye a nice wedding present. MONEY. yep, money from their sex tape together (which Kim still gladly accepts royalties from). if you haven’t seen the details of Ray J’s cash gift…. check it out (along with their sex tape).. on the LasciviousCelebs website (google it)

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    miche the killer 05/22/2014 02:09

    this is how fat she gets before the wedding? oh, Kanye. You need a bro. If only you hadn’t driven away all your friends with your d-bag behavior & surrounded yourself with sycophants.

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    pk20152 05/22/2014 06:54

    I just vomited a little in my mouth. She looks like she took a huge load in her pants. It makes me sick that these people are famous.

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    EatMyAss 05/22/2014 08:03

    Stupid n¡ggers are stupid.

    Kill ‘em all.

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    BiebersStrapon 05/22/2014 13:09

    I’d like to see them both burn. Slowly.

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    Beylerbey 05/22/2014 15:49

    K’anye looks burnt already.

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    Shortshanks 05/23/2014 09:02

    Ever notice that she seems to have a fat ass????

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