Kim Kardashian’s Bare Boobs Prepping for Wedding #3

By Lex May 20, 2014 @ 6:27 PM

Kim Kardashian Steps Out Braless With Kanye West In Paris
You may have heard by now the entire Kardashian French wedding thing was a bit of a hoax as Kanye and his blushing maiden are to be married in a medieval palace this weekend outside of Florence, Italy. It’s a fortress where the Florentine aristocrats used to barricade themselves when communicable disease broke out in the city. For some serious American dollars, after five hundred years the landlords are swinging open the gates and allowing the communicable disease to come to them. Kim has been letting her titties hang free in preparation to slip commando into her virginal white gown for the wedding. Kim’s implants are composed mainly of silicon, with the addition of beeswax and crunched up breakfast cereal for a crackle effect when you finish on her tits. Not every woman thinks ahead like that. Which is why not every woman is worth $40 million despite not a modicum of talent.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    miche the killer 05/21/2014 01:37

    This is gonna be a real awkward divorce…

  2. avatar
    EatMyAss 05/21/2014 08:31

    Why am I not surprised that Lex doesn’t know the difference between silicon and silicone?

  3. avatar
    pk20152 05/21/2014 13:05

    I wish they would just away…

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