Somebody Get Katie Cassidy a Thong

By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 4:41 PM

Katie Cassidy In A Mismatched Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Fuck it, Kate Cassidy, if you’re not going to try I’m not going to try. I’m taking back my 70′s porn star belly chain and either your bikini top or bottom, whichever ones don’t match, and I’m going home. You’ll be left exposed, un-jeweled around your torso, and everybody will mistake you for the cheese on a stick girl from the mall that give head on first dates. Get yourself one of them thong bikinis or we’re done here.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(1) Comment

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    Hugh G. Rection 05/05/2014 16:52

    I was hoping this was the last Katie Cassidy post two Katie Cassidy posts ago.

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