At some point in every prankster’s life, you have to ask yourself honestly, am I the world’s worst fucking prankster? Are my exhibitions amusing or socially telling or inspiring, or am I just trying to get two seconds of face on DiCaprio cock or flopping under a girl’s dress before I get hauled away and beaten by Frenchmen still ashamed of folding to the Nazis in eleven seconds. Vitalii Sediuk is the dude who kissed Will Smith on the red carpet forcing Will Smith into a tortuous explanation about how throwing a punch at a dude trying to kiss you isn’t homophobic. He also crashed the Grammy stage while Adele received an award. Then he tried to gobble DiCaprio knob. Finally now flopping underneath America Ferrara’s dress at Cannes before Jon Snow turned around and gave him a ruffian actor stare that caused his prankster bones to regret their decision. Vitalii gets away with his shit because he dresses up nice and the world will pretty much let you go anywhere if you’re in a tuxedo and not Muslim. Whoever is punching him isn’t punching hard enough. When Vitalii eventually takes a crack at a New York City red carpet one day, that ought to cure itself but quick.
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