You have to wonder how rich the Events department brainstorming session was that selected Dennis Rodman to headline their Vegas pool party. Presumably, that dude who pretended his son was in a runaway hot air balloon and Tara Reid’s most recent abortion had scheduling conflicts. Let’s see, who do we know who’s a traitor to their country, a raging tranny alcoholic, and looks like a magnified version of a gonorrhea bug? Last one in the pool’s a rotten egg.
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