Elisabetta Canalis In Lingerie

By Lex June 24, 2014 @ 10:38 AM

Elisabetta Canalis Poses In Lingerie For Lormar SS 2014
Look at this, George Clooney. This was your girlfriend a couple or three model girlfriends ago. Look at her, dammit. I don’t care about your fancy I Heart U Obama parties or how Brad Pitt comes to your sleepovers or when you grab some basketball players and blather about the Sudan, like that’s a real place. What I do care about is you voluntarily giving up the gift God gave you to bone the shit out of hot women with accents until the day they lay you in the ground. With Viagra and healthy living easily another fifteen years of compiling one of the most profound cocksmen diaries in modern history. Now you’re getting married. I get it. She’s Lebanese and a human rights attorney and speaks Arabic and defended the WikiLeaks albino rapist and joins you in her certainty that the Bush Family and the Trilateral Commission and the Zionists are building a giant lava gun at the core of the earth. But, man, think of all the European model pussy you are foregoing to feed the wrong part of your ego. It’s a shanda.

Photo Credit: Lormar

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 06/24/2014 11:26

    Somehow they managed to photoshop away her mannish looking face.

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    miche the killer 06/24/2014 17:07

    So they can create an entire abdomen on the computer, but they chose to keep her Gangland tattoos? I just saw the Cara Delevignendigneiw pics & had the same reaction. You’re job is to look pretty, your ONLY job and you choose to get some prison tattoos?

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