Fernanda Uesler in a Bikini

By Lex June 11, 2014 @ 4:10 PM

Fernanda Uesler In Bikini Bottoms And A Brazil World Cup Jersey At The Beach In Miami
There can’t be much greater fortune in life than being born Brazilian and hot enough to get the fuck out of Brazil. There are plenty of Americans who jet off to Rio for a beach holiday. Very few apply for asylum. No offense Brazil, you’re still the third least shitty country in Latin America after Argentina and Uruguay. Albeit, that’s like being the third best player in a Jewish basketball league. No offense Jews, you’re still a top five religion. I’m stopping now.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 06/11/2014 19:00

    Whoever decided to organize the World Cup in the land of ass worship is a genius….
    THIS is how you beat Islam, tanned silicone titties and some great ass.

    Th one month lotion barrel ready.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 06/12/2014 10:20

    Nice stem. I mean stems. Left and* right.

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