Milena Cardoso and Fernanda Uesler Seem Helpful

September 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t just let your Brazilian model apartment mate’s top fall down on the beach. If her tits fly out of her bikini top, she might just land herself the ideal male suitor before you do. This is like Nam. You don’t want to be the one left behind when the chopper goes airborne. You’re […]

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Milena Cardoso and Fernanda Uesler In Bikinis

September 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t need to hear a girl with an accent ask me twice ‘I’m looking for opportunities in America,’ before I know she’s a Brazilian model hoping to settle down near a body of water not overrun with plastic bottles. People in Brazil will travel thousands of miles just to toss their Fanta soda empties […]

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Fernanda Uesler in a Bikini

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There can’t be much greater fortune in life than being born Brazilian and hot enough to get the fuck out of Brazil. There are plenty of Americans who jet off to Rio for a beach holiday. Very few apply for asylum. No offense Brazil, you’re still the third least shitty country in Latin America after […]

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Fernanda Uesler In A Bikini

January 31, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s that Brazilian chick again who looks like she stepped straight out of some bikini magazine. Everything about her looks perfect. You can’t tell she’s Brazilian necessarily because she’s not kicking a soccer ball or shooting homeless urchins with shotguns, but I bet she’d look great doing that too in her bikini. It’d be like […]

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Fernanda Uesler In A Bikini

January 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That Brazilian chick with the perfectly groomed bush is back in Miami. I actually can’t see the entire cut of her jib, but I’d like to imagine she has some finely shorn pubic hairs etched into the shape of Bebeto. Along with her perfect smile and hair blowing like a 70’s pinup calendar despite the […]

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Fernanda Uesler In A Bikini

December 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know who this girl is, but I’m going to guess she’s Brazilian. Miami Beach is littered with these girls whose hair blows perfectly in the wind like straight out of a dream, right before the nocturnal emission. They’re not scared to death of the sun like women in the Northern Hemisphere who want […]

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