Miley Cyrus Burned Out, Not Fade Away

By Lex June 23, 2014 @ 12:07 PM

Miley Cyrus Performs The Final Show Of Her Bangerz Tour In Amsterdam
It seems like just yesterday Miley Cyrus was Turtle waxing her taint and the nameless black women who sing her songs were rehearsing for a European spectacular Bangerz musical tour. The angry midgets were being boxed and shipped, phallus shaped stage props were being honed by dickmeisters in Prague, and Tish Cyrus was calculating how many more years she could keep her entire brood in clover from Miley masturbating herself on stage in front of gay men in clogs. But all good things must come to an end. It’s time for the vestal virgins to pack Miley’s inflamed vulva with Icy Hots and return her body to the basement stasis tank where she’ll float in a potassium-rich colloid until once more the night’s sky shines with the beacon of a boy wishing he had tits.

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(4) Comments

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    miche the killer 06/23/2014 12:28

    It’s pretty dark that every time I read a headline like that I’m hoping it’s news of an OD. You’ve made me ashamed of what I’ve become, you beaver toothed shitshow.

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    BiebersStrapon 06/23/2014 12:42

    Amazing. Lex can’t even maintain the same verb tense over the course of four fuçking words.

    It’s a new headline low. Congratulations.

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    BloodyTomFlint 06/23/2014 15:57

    It really is pathetic.

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    Maybe_Observer 06/24/2014 08:01

    She needs to be encouraged in whoredom……not condemned….

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