Shay Mitchell In Lingerie

This chick from Pretty Little Liars is pretty hot. She’s in the new edition of Esquire Philippines, the magazine advising men on how to look their best during mudslides, Communist guerrilla insurgencies, and general sweltering heat. All the shit people love about the Philippines. Personally, I have a thing for Filipina girls. My life experience suggests they couldn’t give a shit about me. Even the girls in indentured service down by the harbor hold up the pre-printed card reminding me that they reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Which I’m pretty sure isn’t true. I shouldn’t be denied the services of a very short lady of the evening just because I look a little rapey. I often ponder what that even means as I groom my mustache in the rearview mirror of my animal control van.

Photo Credit: Esquire Philippines