Shia LeBeouf Part Beouf: It Gets Worse

By Matt June 27, 2014 @ 3:53 PM

Shia LeBeouf was apparently trying to steal food from a homeless guy hours before he was arrested for being a drunk and disorderly asshole at Studio 54. In the coming weeks LeBeouf will announce he’s going to rehab, but some behavior is just unforgivable. I don’t care if LeBeouf was on four hits of Avicii’s ecstasy and thought the McDonald’s bag was his soul and the fries were the demons he was charged with exorcising. Stealing food from a homeless guy is right up there with punching a baby if you’re making a list of shit that only comic book villains do. Getting juiced doesn’t cause you to do things out of character, it causes you to do things precisely on character. Mel Gibson hates the Jews. He contains it when he’s sober. Clearly LeBeouf has some deep seeded desire to destroy humanity, possibly something he picked up from his time with Megatron. Shia’s window for sympathy closed up several years ago. He’s in Lohan territory. Strangers will start showing up to hearings asking that his probation be denied just because they own pets or children or used bookstores in the area. If you have LaBeouf stock, now would be the time to sell. Well, yesterday technically.

Photo credit: Splash News

(7) Comments

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    Beylerbey 06/27/2014 19:48

    I’ve punched a baby. I’ve punched your baby.

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    Admiral 06/27/2014 21:02

    I’ve punched a few kittens.

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    Admiral 06/27/2014 21:04

    And let’s not bring Mel Gibson into this. Thinking about hating jews is not the same as gassing them. He’s a true American and has the right to hate whatever group of people he so desires.

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    woody 06/28/2014 03:06

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    Speaking of punching kittens…..

    …remember when..?

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