After dating Bradley Cooper, Alex Rodriguez, Sean Combs, and reports of boning billionaire Elon Musk, Cameron took a good look in the mirror and saw what we all saw, it's time to start dating the less successful Madden brother. Fuck, it happens to us all at some point. The willingness to pretend the suburban rock dude with tattoo issues is our first pick. I don't care how rich and famous you are, 41 and fair complected is still 41 and fair complected. Life is unfair. I mean, if you're a woman. Older men in Hollywood are still dating the 20-something versions of Cameron Diaz. Damn you, double standards.
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