The 138 Water pod people are back and they brought the Playboy DJ smuggler to induce feelings of lightheadedness and erection. I thought Colleen Shannon was off to jail for picking up her drug toting boyfriend at the Canadian border in a Bentley. I guess the sentences for stupid got reduced. She's out and pimping this infernal consumer product that has never seen a store shelf, but may very signal the end out the human race. After seeing the high ratings for Tori Spelling's staged reality show, I'm not sure this species deserves better than extinction. It might be time just to stare blankly into Colleen's tits and pray you get the comfy chair in oblivion.
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