I often mock Europe. I just did. Fuck them and their green pants. But they do have this topless sunbathing thing down. Not the public beaches where the large German ladies roll about like beached manatees smoking unfiltered Camels. All the hot women are on the boats taking off their tops. You want to see George Clooney’s ex-girlfriends tits. Blammo! Big ups, Europe. Today you did not suck.
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