Gisele Bundchen Is Discreet

By Matt July 18, 2014 @ 7:22 AM

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Gisele earned $47 million last year according to Forbes and is annoyed they wrote an article about it. She attempted to vaguely minimize the details of the story:

“It’s sad, because the people who write these things don’t have my bank account details.”

What’s in your bank account is kind of irrelevant. Perhaps you’re down a bit on the balance sheet after paying $50 million in cash for the new home. Bundchen is apparently fed up with the hassles that come with being paid in truckloads of cash. She blames Forbes for getting audited by the IRS:

“I do OK, I earn plenty, but not as much as they say. I’ve already been audited by the IRS because of this list.”

Maybe the IRS just wondered how the fuck you could have earned so much money being the 29th best looking Brazilian model in the world. Tom Brady is one of the best if not the best quarterback in the NFL. We get where his money comes from. Bundchen probably longs for the days when modeling was super street and you were paid with coke and the chance to marry war criminals in Brunei. If Bundchen is annoyed at being profiled she may want to explain in more detail how she is making this much money, because from an outsider’s perspective it seems obvious she is channeling cartel money and FIFA bribes back and forth from Brazil.

Photo Credit: Instagram, Elle

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Art Vandelay 07/18/2014 07:56

    Y’know all those spammy comments with stuff like “I earned £7m by sticking toasted bellybutton fluff to my nose and YOU COULD TOO!!!”. Turns out those things do actually get you rich :p

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/18/2014 12:18

    “Tom Brady is one of the best if not the best quarterback in the NFL. We get where his money comes from.”

    From out of shape, mouth-breathing cuckolds.

    “I do OK, I earn plenty, but not as much as they say.”

    I see “I’m not rich” is still fashionable among the eight digit crowd.

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