Kelly Osbourne Seems to Be Doing Well

July 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


When you tattoo the word ‘stories’ into your skull and start dating a dude with a beard it’s a sign that your fourth rehab probably isn’t holding. I guess there’s not much you can really do as parents and friends other than to tell Kelly to wear knickers for when she next falls down in the gutter outside a bar. Nobody ever had the decency to give Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan the same sagely advice. Kelly’s cute teen addictions are now about to turn thirty, the age at which face planting officially becomes passé. Unless you’re really attractive. So Kelly has three months to go.

Say, here’s a photo to keep around for when you have an inopportune boner:

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI/Instagram

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