Kelly Osbourne Settles

October 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne has come to an undisclosed legal resolution with Michelle Pugh, the hairdresser who was focusing heavily on dad’s bangs over the course of eighteen months. At the time the affair came to light, the Osbourne daughter squarely put the blame on her father’s chubby mistress, printing Pugh’s personal phone number online along with some cheeky references to Pugh’s oral sex skills.


Sharon Osbourne Cries Over Ozzy’s Wandering Dick Diagnosis (VIDEO)

August 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sharon Osbourne took to her talk show to tearfully announce that her husband Ozzy Osbourne was entering sex addiction therapy, or would be, after a summer rock tour with Black Sabbath. So, the worst place for a sex addict. The table of supportive women and one extremely out of place guy on The Talk panel pulled the gut-wrenching news from Osbourne right after the cold open and a go signal from the producer to begin crying.


Kelly Osbourne Burns Her Dad’s Hairdresser

May 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you desperately need to be in the news, you can’t go wrong with outing the hair dresser who let your dad rub his flaccid cock up against her smock after a blow out.


Kelly Osbourne Pisses Off Latinos And Shit Around The Web

August 5, 2015 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Ozzy’s spawn Kelly Osbourne said something racist to talk about how Donald Trump is racist on The View. She basically said Latinos are only good enough to clean toilets. In other news, Fuck Kelly Osbourne. This is one Latino who ain’t cleaning her shit. (TMZ) April summers wears nothing but gold paint. (Egotastic All-Stars) Gigi […]


Kelly Osbourne Quit

March 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne finally quit the E! channel’s riveting dry snatch klatch, Fashion Police. Osbourne decided to take a stand against not particularly offensive teleprompter comments read by her dancing Sinbad skeleton show partner, Giuliana Rancic. Last week Osbourne insisted that Rancic power up up with a Diet Shasta and issue an on-air apology to the […]


Kelly Osbourne Tug Boat

February 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne remains a mystery. A not particularly fetching woman without particular skills who seems to make numerous work place demands. Osbourne is threatening to leave Fashion Police if the racist air is not cleared regarding Giuliana Rancic’s not racist comment about Zendaya Coleman’s fake dreadlocks at the Oscars. You could ask why the zaftig hobnobber has […]


Kelly Osbourne Always A Lady

February 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne shot back at people on Twitter who saw her on the red carpet at the Grammys and assumed she is pregnant because she looks like a pregnant chick with the baby dad who will reveal himself and tell everybody how wasted he was. Osbourne cleared up she is not expecting anything but a shitload of […]


The Osbournes Coming Back To MTV

November 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sharon Osbourne announced she and her shockingly still alive husband will be reprising The Osbournes for an eight episode run on MTV. They probably don’t need the money so this is more of a legacy project, like how Ted Bundy killed that extra hooker because he felt he owed it to people. Sharon says part […]


Kelly Osbourne’s Close Call With Being Interesting

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kelly Osbourne has her size lumpy panties in a twist because she had to talk about something other than her cunty clothing line on The Today Show. Osbourne was informed she would be questioned about Joan Rivers because a dead Joan Rivers is still more interesting a living Kelly Osbourne. The two became close while […]


Kelly Osbourne Seems to Be Doing Well

July 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you tattoo the word ‘stories’ into your skull and start dating a dude with a beard it’s a sign that your fourth rehab probably isn’t holding. I guess there’s not much you can really do as parents and friends other than to tell Kelly to wear knickers for when she next falls down in […]