Lindsay Lohan Bikini Make Out Pictures Shot from Space

Lindsay Lohan’s slide rule calculations proved a little off in her effort to achieve beyond-camera distance on her rented boat in Italy. Lindsay didn’t want anybody to see her making out with what everyone is calling her new boyfriend because journalists are uncomfortable using the term fuck buddy. Lindsay’s attempts at privacy only persist in the daylight hours. In the evening she was vomiting down his throat as she tugged on his thumb for half an hour wondering why he wouldn’t cum. He’s an English reality TV tool who’s going to have to figure out some better excuses when Lindsay follows up on her threat to move to London. It’s one thing to get some quick fame points by being Lindsay’s latest lay, it’s another thing when she shows up in her flannel PJs in tears at your flat asking you if you know how to buy tampons in British.

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