Al Pacino Has a Young Girlfriend

By Lex August 28, 2014 @ 8:56 AM

Al Pacino With His Young Girlfriend Lucila Sola At JFK
Al Pacino showed off his new trophy girlfriend at a Hollywood party. Everybody’s in a tizzy because she’s 40 years young than he. If she was 40 years older, she’d be dead, so that’s not really an option. It bothers women that old guys prefer to old guy fuck young women. I can see how that would be threatening, if for some reason you felt like you were an older lady and being denied the option of hot Al Pacino sex. As long as Pacino doesn’t start spouting some bullshit about how they connect on a deeper level and they’re soul mates and she keeps his spirit youthful, he could put bang a high school senior after prom and I could care less. It’s when he signs up for Jack and Jill 2 that I’m to take away his Viagra and insisting he button his shirts.

Photo Credit: Splash

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    billymays 08/28/2014 09:00

    What the fuçking fuçk are you smoking, Lex?

    This is the most incoherent piece of ratshıt you’ve ever posted, and that’s saying a lot.

    You need to hang out with a 9-year old with an uzi to make the world a better place.

  2. avatar
    God Hath Spoken 08/28/2014 09:13

    Wow. WTF.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:04

    Too soon.

  4. avatar
    Al Bundy 08/28/2014 20:48

    >You need to hang out with a 9-year old with an uzi to make the world a better place.<

    I have to admit, it made me laugh.

  5. avatar
    PingaTip 08/29/2014 08:10

    Trophy wife? What’s the trophy for, tenth place?

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