Chrissy Teigen Is Doing Everything Drunk

By Lex August 06, 2014 @ 10:38 AM

Chrissy Teigen Throws The First Pitch At A Dodgers Game In Los Angeles
Chrissy Teigen is everywhere these days. Ever since making the cover of SI she’s been to over eight hundred promotional events including lingerie store openings, movie premiere, and new reptile exhibits at local zoos. Obama now calls her for what to do about Gaza when Penelope Cruz isn’t available. He has to call somebody. Fame hasn’t changed Chrissy. She’s still getting loaded and skipping underpants. I respect people who don’t change just because good fortune finds them. Or just because they’re alcoholics.

Photo Credit: Splash

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    PingaTip 08/06/2014 12:20

    This chick has a butterface.

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